Sunday, July 31, 2011

Notable "Pick-'em-up" lines

Here's the list of some "pick-'em-up" lines from an IPhone social apps I happen to install into my phone. These few lines made me laugh and caught my attention.

a.) Do you have the time? [Gives the time] > No, the time to write down my number.
b.) Nice dress! it'd look good on my bedroom floor.
c.) Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on.
d.) That dress looks becoming of you. Of course if I were that dress, I'd be coming too!
e.) Excuse me but I think I dropped something! MY JAW!
f.) (With hands on shoulder) Oh, these are shoulder blades? I thought they are wings.
g.) So do you wanna see something really swell?
h.) I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?
i.) I have two minutes recovery time.
j.) Hey babe, wanna get lucky?

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